A quiet morning in Canterbury with the birds chirping unaware of the drama of the coming day.
Although some hushed activity is stirring at some pipe laying works down in the park.
A loudspeaker starts blaring out an over-dramatic speech barely masking the hum of several rowdy engines.
This brings forth brave volunteers to man the city edge against the coming attack.
Shop keepers, clerks, policemen and retired armour majors with a tank in their back garden rally to the cause.
With one disgusiing itself as a water feature in the park.
St Peter’s militia decide to rush the flank in a bid to thwart the BUF’s advance.
Meanwhile the Choir, a Belgian elite led by Tin Tin on a heavy machine gun form up on the centre.
Across the fields another group of BUF advance.
A strange 20th century siege tower follows behind a push down St. Dunstans Street.
Matched by the motorised speed of the other flank.
With the BUF making as much use of the cover available.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s the appearance of SuperFascist in his home made costume, his mum will be furious when she realises he’s used her new curtains for a cloak. Although effectively useless as a combatant his endless sloganeering at loud volume does give the BUF a serious boost to morale.
This boost speeds the advance to the river Stour under the destructive defensive fire of the Anglican League.
Tin Tin observes the massive attack with some trepidation and discusses it with Snowy.
Synchronised hedge breaching becomes the order of the day.
Suddenly the defenders open fire and start seriously damaging both armour and infantry. One light tank destroyed and an armoured car immobilised.
Meanwhile the siege tower is joined by what had appeared to be an old shed. Behind them a squad of FAF have become entangled in a clothes line.
The Anglican commanders feel confident. boosted not least by some medicinal treacle from Boots.
Uneffected by treacle the bridger gets into position and soaks the socks of the lone driver. Vehicles group for the crossing while the dithering AL militia are reduced to delivering condemantion from a damp vicar.
The BUF storm Westgate Tower and start shooting down below.
While Charlie and one of the Boys are severely damaged.
Suddenly Winston Churchill appears at a window with a Thompson machine gun he purchased from nearby Greenfields. His appearance offers a much needed boost to the defenders.
Suddenly the mysterious pipeworks is revealed to be a fiendish fire throwing device invented by some chap called Levins. The result is massively damaging to the massed attack, and singes even the dampened militia.
A truly terrifying weapon to be at the wrong end of.
The BUF pushing up the centre get decimated by the grenading Choirboys, the rifle fire of the Belgians and Tin Tin on Hmg. the single man left has decided that now would be a great time for a cup of tea.
A long range tank shot silences the Mosley loudspeaker drone.
And confusion starts to slow down the BUF. For the second time today the elite FAF squad gets entangled in a washing line. Perhaps they should have stuck to the fields.
But the BUF on the tower send some firepower into the brave defenders…
…decimating them and even having time to change the flag on the tower, much to the dismay of the people of Canterbury.
They then take a defensive stance against all efforts to repel them.
A militia which has done very little thus far finds itself in position to pour fire at the politician Winston Churchill – killing him in a hail of bullets. A sad loss but it’s not like he’d ever be Prime Minister is it?
Having attrected a fair amount of damage the centre stills holds.
On the flank the BUF failed to get a single man across the bridge, so the AL use it to push back the stalled advance.
A scene of confusion settles over the battlefield as the day comes to an end, even if the play doesn’t.
A good day’s play was had by all. Left to right, Wobbly Steve, Fascist Child Killer Tony, 6mil Phil, Slug, Daring Dan and front and centre Captain Stinky (proud commander of Tin Tin et al). The chance cards, complete with limited edition typos, from this battle are available here.